I am very tall, very funny, very smart. I'm a sports-a-holic. Any ladies interested in having some fun with me?
If I could have anything, it would be?
The perfect mate who is of course smart, beautiful (at least in my opinion), and most of all funny while not being materialistic,overly critical, or clingy. (But the odds of finding that are slim to none.)
What turns me off?
People who drive with cell phones. They automatically lose the ability to drive with any common sense and begin to swerve into my lane nearly causing my awesome car to go to the shop. Other than that, snobby people and people who are idiots. Silliness is cool, but when you're acting retarded and you don't know it....welll...God help you.
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